| Today, as I was walking to my desk with a mug of tea, the cup and handle decided to part ways. The cup part of the relationship fell to the floor, spilling tea all over everything.
I was too lazy to clean everything up so I decided to just burn the house down... |
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| Today, I looked up at the sky and some birds of a feather flocking together.
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| Today, I woke up feeling thirsty. I quickly drank some water so I wouldn't die of dehydration
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| Today, I wore a pink sweater, a pink cap and pink socks but nobody mistook me for Valentine's day.
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| Today, I made sure to lock the door before I left my apartment so weak burglars who didn't know how to pick locks wouldn't be able to get in.
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